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The Onion: Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir- What Happened

Source: This piece was originally posted at The Daily Review What happened? Hillary Clinton might be the only person asking that question as far as how she’s the first American presidential candidate to ever lose to a reality TV star … Continue reading

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The Onion: House Speaker Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out of Speaker’s Office

Source: This piece was originally posted at The Daily Review: The Onion: House Speaker Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out of Speaker’s Office After spending a few months trying to lead the Tea Party and rest of the … Continue reading

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The Onion: Socialism Vs. Capitalism: How About Democratic Socialism vs. Objectivism

Source: The Onion: Socialism Vs. Capitalism: How About Democratic Socialism vs. Objectivism Just to be serious for a minute or so and risk losing viewers who are expecting nothing but laughs from me and for me to be an asshole. … Continue reading

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The Onion: Nathan Eckert- The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism

Source: This piece was originally posted at The Daily Review Looking back at the Iraq War from over a twelve-year perspective it reminds me of someone who knows a guy down the street. Who knows this man has beaten up … Continue reading

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The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’

Source: The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’ Anyone worried about looking too cute and too young for their age, I got a healthier way to age than to take up tobacco and … Continue reading

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The Onion: Blog: Candidate Profile: Donald Trump

The Onion: Blog: Candidate Profile: Donald Trump I’ve actually sort of gone out of my way to not comment on Donald Trump for president for several reasons. One, just about everything I would’ve said about him most of it, actually … Continue reading

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The Onion: Hillary Clinton To Nation- “Do Not Fuck This Up For Me”

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Plus Hillary Clinton would be smart to watch her fucking language while on the campaign trail while she’s running for president. I mean god dammit, she’ll probably already win the HBO … Continue reading

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